Top 6 Vintage Halloween Costumes

The world does not need another Sexy Black Cat this Halloween. Be different! Be funny! Be comfortable!

1. Be a Rabbit Chow salesperson.  (carry a stuffed animal rabbit and some carrots)

2. Be a Chop Stix Express Delivery Person. (wear an Asian lampshade hat and carry a box of chow mein)

3. Be Michael Jackson from "Beat It"  (no one wants to be defeated)

4. Be a Beauty Pageant Contestant. (wear a big wig and a tiara)

5. Be a Hot Dog salesperson. (carry a bag of buns)

6. Be the Captain and Admiral of the "Breezy" yacht. Easy funny Two Person Halloween Costume:

These costumes are easy, quick, cheap, comfortable, and reusable, and it won't take you 10 minutes to remove them to take a piss.

Happy Halloween!

Vintage Valentine's Day T-shirts

For anybody who celebrates Valentine's Day, by dressing themselves up, or giving a present to another human as an act of love, may I present 22 vintage t-shirts from the 70's and 80's in a variety of colors and sizes, each one with a heart somewhere on it or implied.

Skippy Haha Vintage t-shirts involving hearts.

These 2 in particular would be fun to wear.

80's I [Heart] YOU t-shirt

Jenn & Tony Mall Airbrush t-shirt - two  hearts that beat as one - only $10

See, also last year's Valentine's day post on chocolate, flowers, and booze.

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Vintage Halloween Costume Ideas

No need to rub dirt on your face and call yourself a hobo this year.

Be Michael Jackson!

Michael Jackson "Beat It" t-shirt. 

 Be a 7-Eleven Worker!

7-Eleven uniform zip-up polo shirt

Be an Oscar Mayer Wiener Man!

 Oscar Mayer Polo shirt

Be Bruce Springsteen's Mom!

 Irene Springsteen t-shirt

Be a Rabbit Chow Salesperson!

 Rabbit Chow uniform polo shirt

 

Be a Radiotherapy Technologist!

  Radiotherapy Technologist t-shirt

Be Richard Simmons!

 Richard Simmons sweatshirt

Be a Dog!

Dog t-shirt

Be Uncle Jim!

 Uncle Jim t-shirt

Be James Worthy!

LA Lakers James Worthy t-shirt

Be a Jazzercise Goddess!

Diagonal stripe leotard

Be a psychedelic Native American!

Feather fringe vest

Click on any of the pictures to see the Etsy listings. Watch out for razor blades in the apples.

Vintage St. Patrick's Day Shirts

So many to choose from:

80's Irish Green Notre Dame t-shirt

80's World's Greatest Irish Grandma T-shirt

80's Jameson Whiskey Enjoy the Irish Spirit T-shirt

1984 Shamrock Run St. Patrick's Day Jacksonville Leprechaun T-shirt

Now for something a little outside the box:

80's Ireland Book of Kells Letter "T" shirt

42 more! Click for 70s - 80s vintage green shirts galore!

Free Shipping to US via USPS Priority with coupon code "STPATRICK". 

Cheers!

Happy Vintage Valentine's Day

All you need to know: chocolate, flowers, and booze.

80s I was Kissed at Hershey's Chocolate World glitter tee

10 more Chocolate-related t-shirts here.

70s Fancy women's floral western cowgirl shirt

13 more Flowers-related shirts here.

80s Sun Country Wine Coolers polar bear tee

25 more Liquor-related shirts here.

Happy Mother's Day!

Many mama-themed t-shirts in the SH Vintage shop right now.

Check them all out here:
mothers shirts

Happy High Holidays!

May your bowls be full and your smiles be real, today and always.

All the grass-related merchandise in the Skippy Haha Vintage shop can be found here:
Puff puff give

St. Patrick's Day

St. Patty's Day is right around the corner. You don't have to be the World's Greatest Irish Grandma to get your green on.

So many vintage 70's and 80's options to choose from and spill beer onto. T-shirts, polo golf shirts, sweatshirts, jackets, jogging shorts...you name it.

Check them all out here: tons of sweet green clothes

Cheers! Sláinte!