Top 6 Vintage Halloween Costumes

The world does not need another Sexy Black Cat this Halloween. Be different! Be funny! Be comfortable!

1. Be a Rabbit Chow salesperson.  (carry a stuffed animal rabbit and some carrots)

2. Be a Chop Stix Express Delivery Person. (wear an Asian lampshade hat and carry a box of chow mein)

3. Be Michael Jackson from "Beat It"  (no one wants to be defeated)

4. Be a Beauty Pageant Contestant. (wear a big wig and a tiara)

5. Be a Hot Dog salesperson. (carry a bag of buns)

6. Be the Captain and Admiral of the "Breezy" yacht. Easy funny Two Person Halloween Costume:

These costumes are easy, quick, cheap, comfortable, and reusable, and it won't take you 10 minutes to remove them to take a piss.

Happy Halloween!

Vintage Halloween Costume Ideas

No need to rub dirt on your face and call yourself a hobo this year.

Be Michael Jackson!

Michael Jackson "Beat It" t-shirt. 

 Be a 7-Eleven Worker!

7-Eleven uniform zip-up polo shirt

Be an Oscar Mayer Wiener Man!

 Oscar Mayer Polo shirt

Be Bruce Springsteen's Mom!

 Irene Springsteen t-shirt

Be a Rabbit Chow Salesperson!

 Rabbit Chow uniform polo shirt

 

Be a Radiotherapy Technologist!

  Radiotherapy Technologist t-shirt

Be Richard Simmons!

 Richard Simmons sweatshirt

Be a Dog!

Dog t-shirt

Be Uncle Jim!

 Uncle Jim t-shirt

Be James Worthy!

LA Lakers James Worthy t-shirt

Be a Jazzercise Goddess!

Diagonal stripe leotard

Be a psychedelic Native American!

Feather fringe vest

Click on any of the pictures to see the Etsy listings. Watch out for razor blades in the apples.