Top 6 Vintage Halloween Costumes

The world does not need another Sexy Black Cat this Halloween. Be different! Be funny! Be comfortable!

1. Be a Rabbit Chow salesperson.  (carry a stuffed animal rabbit and some carrots)

2. Be a Chop Stix Express Delivery Person. (wear an Asian lampshade hat and carry a box of chow mein)

3. Be Michael Jackson from "Beat It"  (no one wants to be defeated)

4. Be a Beauty Pageant Contestant. (wear a big wig and a tiara)

5. Be a Hot Dog salesperson. (carry a bag of buns)

6. Be the Captain and Admiral of the "Breezy" yacht. Easy funny Two Person Halloween Costume:

These costumes are easy, quick, cheap, comfortable, and reusable, and it won't take you 10 minutes to remove them to take a piss.

Happy Halloween!