The world does not need another Sexy Black Cat this Halloween. Be different! Be funny! Be comfortable!
1. Be a
Rabbit Chow salesperson. (carry a stuffed animal rabbit and some carrots)
2. Be a
Chop Stix Express Delivery Person. (wear an Asian lampshade hat and carry a box of chow mein)
3. Be
Michael Jackson from "Beat It" (no one wants to be defeated)
4. Be a
Beauty Pageant Contestant. (wear a big wig and a tiara)
5. Be a
Hot Dog salesperson. (carry a bag of buns)
6. Be the
Captain and Admiral of the "Breezy" yacht. Easy funny Two Person Halloween Costume:
These costumes are easy, quick, cheap, comfortable, and reusable, and it won't take you 10 minutes to remove them to take a piss.
Happy Halloween!